this is a song, for the ladies.
fuck her gently [MP3]
im not a huge TD fan, but i admit to finding it funny and entertaining. no, wait who am i kidding. they are generally hilarious and stupid and i secretly love it.
she comes home to me [MP3]
he loves her because shes his. what better theme to a love song ever? who knew sandler could be so romantic? theres a bit of an urban myth about this song, that he used old blue eyes backing band and then recorded the lyrics over the top and supposedly they were pissed.
**warning** neither of these are safe for consumption infront of small children or bosses. also not recommended to be sung to potential lovers, unless they are me or like me.